Bookings

Send Michelle a message on 0401 787 572

• Let her know which event you want to book.

• Ask some questions, and then it's time to book in

$200 deposit for each Orgy session, 50% for group bookings 

Pay your deposit to:

• PayId: curvymirandabbw@gmail.com 

• Transfer: LMF Melbourne  BSB: 067-873  Acct: 2316 2671

• Reference: your first name and session details

What happens on the day

On arrival

Have your cash ready.

If you have a group booking (with all or some of the MNILFs) - please have your cash in indivual envelopes to assist our MILFs in the moment.

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Have a shower

It's a known fact that MILFs love clean cock. Please ensure you have a thorough shower, pay attention to your old fella and butt. Please don't ask why thats important.

(Short nails and clean teeth before you arrive pretty please)

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Orgies

When you arrive, you will be brought up to the room.

Once you are in the room, pay your cash to the crew member (aka: Door Bitch), and you will be rewarded with a wrisband.

Next, grab a towel (many byo towel) and head to the shower.

Now you are all clean and naked, help yourself to a beer and snacks, have a chat with the MILFs and generally try and relax and get into the mood.

When it's time to get going - the Door Bitch will provide a quick brief of rules and then it is Go Time!

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2 wild hours of fucking, sucking, watching, licking, groaning moaning and blowing.

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Group bookings

Your chat with Michelle will fill in most of the blanks for your session. Cash on arrival and shower still stands.

Fears & Concerns

We get it - walking to a room full of horny men and 7 hot hungry MILFs can be intimadating.

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Please be assured that each of our MILFs are warm and welcoming, you will be greeted with a friendly smile.

The other thing to remember is that every man in the room is also feeling a bit uncomfortable.

We encourage you to think about your wildest orgy fantasies (rather than your nerves), to come a little earlier so you can settle into the energy.

We always have beer and snacks, help yourself to a drink, have a shower and find a friendly face for a chat to settle the nerves.

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We have 2-3 male crew members in the room - this keeps MILFs safe and manage the admin plus keep our space tidy during the melee. 

Our crew are incredibly discrete, but will act if a MILF is in a compromised situation.

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Chat with Michele about any concerns you might have.

The MILFs want to make the events hot, wet and fun - nerves are normal, but wouldn't getting your cock sucked by 7 sexy women be a good reason to overcum the fear and do it anyway ;) 

Terms & Conditions

Deposits

Orgies: $200 deposit per session | $250 cash on arrival

Cum to both sessions: $400 deposit | $800 on arrival

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Group bookings: 50% deposit | balance cash on arrival

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Cancellations

Up to 48 hours before the event we will refund your deposit

Less than 48 hours - no refunds

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Note ~ in line with legal requirements, your payment is for entry into the event. There is no guarantee of sexual activities.

However, it is a scientific fact that Real Milfs love cock, all cock, served in a veriety of ways. You do the maths.​

On the day:

• Safe sex always. 

• BBBJ's are our MILFs favourite way to please you, however, if you are a bit funky around your junk the MILFs will politely refuse.

• Please shower thoroughly on arrival. BYO towel or use towels provided.

• Fingering is out, our MILFs work hard and need to maintain their assets.

• Kissing is welcome, but only for boys who know how to treat a girl - clean teeth, no smoking and don't eat a souvlaki on your way in.

• We all want to have fun - force, violence, abusive or foul language, or other anti-social behaviour will have you instantly removed and blacklisted from future events our our MILFs personal bookings. Just dont be a dick, right?!

• Deep throating is offered by a couple of our very talented MILFs - this is a privlidge not an expectation. And just in case you missed the message so far, this is offered at the discretion of each MILF for a bit of fun, not the whole session. Move on, let someone else have some fun.

• Last point - RESPECT. Respect our MILFs and other team mates. MILFs always have the right of refusal with no explanation required. 

Photography

MILFs will take a few pics for the wank bank and future advertising. The pics are staged with masks and faces blurred, for everyone's privacy.